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69 lines
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="static/style.css">
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<title>Fuck modern</title>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div class="top">
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<div class="sideleft">
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<p class="awesome gradient_text_red_pink comicsans">The web is awesome</p>
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<img style="width:90%" src="/static/images/tumblr_p7pgr1DteG1vpf6ddo1_400.gifv" alt="">
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<ul class="barry">
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<li class="itemy comicsans gradient_text"><img style="width: 25px;" src="static/images/triangle_pink.gif" alt=""><a href="index.html">HOME</a></li>
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<li class="itemy comicsans gradient_text"><img style="width: 25px;" src="static/images/triangle_pink.gif" alt=""><a href="reviews.html">REVIEWS</a></li>
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<!-- <li class="itemy comicsans gradient_text"><img style="width: 25px;" src="static/images/triangle_pink.gif" alt=""><a href="index.html">ABOUT ME</a></li> -->
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<div class="content">
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<div class="header">
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<img class="banner" src="./static/images/oldtimes.gif" alt="">
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<h1 class="nostalgic gradient_text comicsans">Exactly, it has always been better in the old days.</h1>
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<h3 class="fucksociety comicsans">
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fuck social media!
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</h3>
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<img class="construction" src="static/images/undercon5.gif" alt=""> <br>
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<p class="indexme">
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21, (they/them, he/him, she/her) <br>
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cloud computing enthousiast <br>
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can't make websites
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<img style="position: relative; width: 70%; border: 1px solid black" src="./static/images/intelbanner0.gif" alt="Intel Inside Pentium 4">
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<p class="indexme">
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Windows user, Linux appreciator, MacOS looks pretty dope tho <br>
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fuck chromebooks tho, honestly <br>
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I play around with Docker too much, but can't use it in production <br>
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I speak Dutch natively, but English is fluent. I wish I spoke more Japanese tho <br>
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<p style=" font-size:3em;" class="gradient_text">
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The internet is amazing <img style="position:relative; top:11px; width:1em" src="./static/images/cool.gif" alt=""><br>
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stop ruining it!
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<img class= "funnyimage" style="position:relative; top: 100px; right: 80px; width:110%" src="./static/images/dogetothemoon.gif" alt="">
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<img class= "funnyimage" style="position:relative; top: 260px; right: 40px; width:110% " src="./static/images/myfinalmessage.gif" alt="">
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<img class= "funnyimage" style="position:relative; top: 380px; right: 80px; width:110%" src="./static/images/ibm.gif" alt="">
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</div>
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<footer>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 4px;">Made by DutchEllie 2021-2022</p>
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<img class="bottombanner" src="/static/images/banners/browser7.gif" alt="This website is best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or Microsoft Internet Explorer">
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<img class="bottombanner" src="/static/images/powered-by-debian.gif" alt="Powered by Debian">
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<img class="bottombanner" src="/static/images/notepad3.gif" alt="Designed with Microsoft Notepad.exe">
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</footer>
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